Feminine Issues

- I woke myself from a dream last night when I shouted out, "I do not want an IUD!"
Wow. Okay. Fair enough. I hear you loud and clear, Subconscious, although I have to say that I was never actually considering an IUD to begin with.

- Half the time I only know what day of the week it is because my birth control tells me so. God help me when I reach the little green pills that just say 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, and 28.

- Our conversations usually cover a wide variety of topics and this day was no exception.
"I just do not understand how they could make an actual model of someone's vagina. I would imagine that it would involve pouring some sort of molding gel into the vagina itself, but how would they ensure that the gel filled every nook and cranny? And how would they ensure that nothing got stuck up in there? I tell you what, if I ever do make a model of my vagina I am going to have them recreate it in purple and pink sparkly latex and then I am going to give copies of it out to my friends for Christmas. I won't tell them that it is my vagina though, I will tell them that it is a beer cozy."


Accidentally Me said...

I love this! I have actually heard good things about IUD's, but I don't have one. And I am a pill-nazi...7:45 every single morning.

As for the vagina molds...I have no idea what to say to that. There are a very limited number of things that I find acceptable to enter my vagina, and I can't see putting "molding gel" onto that list.

K. Restoule said...

Vagina Molds? Are these the official (Insert porn Star's name here) model or generic type?

Actually, what the hell and i asking?

***Goes back to work***

~Joe said...

Here's the link to the actual vagina mold product you all are talking about. http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=suzyvirtual&pnum=EMP004&gclid=CIH97PW86pACFR7xYAodCAPBSA

It reminds me of some groupie from the 60's who went around making plaster cock molds of famous musicians like Jimi Hendrix, etc. But a cock is external. A vagina is largely internal so I don't blame the ladies for not being eager to try this product.