As a birthday gift to myself, I decided to take a trip to Florida. Alone.
I would answer to no one. Follow nothing but my own whims. I would wake up when I wanted to. I would go to sleep when I felt like it and do absolutely nothing but what I felt like.
But that got old after the first day of my trip. Not the sleeping part, I am a big fan of that.
Now I find myself at a loss as to what to do. So I have been spending my afternoons reading borderline-erotica on my new Kindle Fire and drinking Walmart wine that only cost one dollar! ONE DOLLAR!
To answer your unspoken question: yes, it is hard being this classy.
I would answer to no one. Follow nothing but my own whims. I would wake up when I wanted to. I would go to sleep when I felt like it and do absolutely nothing but what I felt like.
But that got old after the first day of my trip. Not the sleeping part, I am a big fan of that.
Now I find myself at a loss as to what to do. So I have been spending my afternoons reading borderline-erotica on my new Kindle Fire and drinking Walmart wine that only cost one dollar! ONE DOLLAR!
To answer your unspoken question: yes, it is hard being this classy.
2 comments:
How on earth are we not best friends? National borders shouldn't get in the way of people who share such a common outlook on life...
Okay, let's be international best friends. Having a best friend in the United States will be a good incentive for me to cross the border more (let's just forget that my cousins all live in/around Chicago... We've never really been that close). I just realized that this is the first time I have left Canada in 2012. I am going to have to do better in 2013.
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