4/30/2011

Feminine Problems

When the pressure at work is high, my body responds by failing to menstruate. As you can imagine, this is awesome.

Failing to menstruate means that I get to experience even longer periods of bloating and entirely unnecessary hormone induced bouts of irritability. It is not unusual, when in the midst of one of these episodes, for me to burst into a room, uttering monosyllabic responses to any questions thrown my way and essentially proclaiming, "Hulk angry! Urghhhhhhh." Now, I do not rip my shirt off and turn green (although that would make for interesting conversation), but people sometimes do look at me like have become some sort of beast.

Stress brought on by an increased workload and my (relatively) recent trip to India caused some irregularity for me these last few months, but I am pleased to tell you now, Interweb, that my period is back on track. And I am naturally also thrilled by the return of my period induced breakouts.

Hooray!

4/12/2011

Journey to India: Part Three

In case you were wondering, I did not burst anything pooping.

Actually, that may not be entirely true. An excerpt from my travel journal would probably indicate otherwise:

March 21, 2011

Today we went to Agra. This involved waking up early in the morning and catching a cab to Lemon Tree Hotel to pick up my aunt and uncle. However, I will not remember this day forever as the day I saw the Taj Mahal. Instead, I will remember it as the day I shit blood.

And the day I shook hands with a monkey.