I will start off by saying that I have gas. I suspect it has something to do with the ' Alfredo' sauce I made a few hours ago. Well, the 'Alfredo' sauce and the fact that I don't get along so well with dairy products.
I guess that is why I will never be able to achieve my dream of becoming Miss 'Dairy Products' Canada.
I'm sure that one day I will be able to get over it.
But until that day I shall stop each time I come to a dairy section in a grocery store and ask 'why?'
'Why God?' I shall say.
'Why me? Why Dairy?'
And then I will let out a low primal cry....
For the dream that has been denied to me.
For the 'Dairy' Queen I shall never be.