A Running Commentary

Happy 'Dress-up like a dirty prostitute to pick your friend up from the bus stop' day!
Today Steven is coming to visit from Ottawa. In honor of Steven's arrival, we (we being myself and some friends) are going to put on a lot of make-up, wear short skirts and stiletto heeled boots, and wait for Steven's bus to pull in at the bus stop.
I suggest you celebrate 'dress-up like a dirty prostitute to pick up your friend from the bus stop' day by going out and dressing up like a low class hooker yourself... and then maybe going to the grocery store.