Have you ever watched the movie Sister Act? Of course you have. How could you not have?
I watched it this evening in preparation for the bar. I am going to make this a regular thing.
It was magical.
Did you know, Internet, that the power to move people was in the nuns the whole time? Sister Mary Clarence did not make those nuns great. She just helped those nuns realize that there is greatness inside each and everyone of us.
For most nuns, I would assume that the aforementioned greatness is largely represented through the ability to sing gospel songs that have been modernized, but it is probably different for other people. For instance, for me, my greatness is in my ability to become a ridiculously great dancer after having consumed a few alcoholic beverages.
I am going to confess something to you Internet: I may have had a few drinks tonight. Or maybe I had five drinks. Whatever. That is unimportant. What is important is that I am going to leave my regular job to pursue a career in interpretive dance. My dances will all be interpretations of various colours of crayons that Crayola makes.
Shocking Pink is going to blow your mind(s).