We'll just have to save, I guess.

"If you need to," he typed, "take tomorrow off. We can't afford to get others dick."

It was hard (pun intended) to resist writing something witty back ("Has the price of dick gone up?"), but I did.

Typos are funny. Especially when they are from your boss.

Simple Way to fix a Problem

Upon realizing you have failed miserable at completing the tasks on your "things to do this weekend" list, simply open up the document in word and delete "end" off of "weekend."

Now you have seven whole more days to do it!