On being a productive drunk

Last week I got drunk.
Last week I got drunk and decided to write a letter to the editor of the local newspaper.
Last week I got drunk and decided to write a letter to the editor of the local newspaper and found out said letter was published today.

Am I embarrassed that my drunken ramblings were published? No, mostly because I am an incredibly coherent drunk who is meticulous when it comes to spelling and grammar, and I evidently decided to do actual research so that I could include current statistics to support my argument.

Drunk Megan is a thorough Megan.

Drunk Megan also, as it would seem, is very displeased with local politicians and the counterproductive, exorbitant initiatives that the aforementioned politicians are taking to increase tourism in the area.