I heard the Hamburgler is, too

Two girls, around ten or eleven years in age, are climbing all over the fiber glass Ronald McDonald that permanently sits on one of the many benches at Walmart. "I will tell you one thing," one girl says to the other. "Ronald is a good ride." I close my eyes and bite my lips.
"Did she just say what I think she said?" a friend asks me.
"Mmm hmmm" I hum in confirmation.
Eventually, it is too much for me to bear and I laugh so hard that tears begin to stream down my face.
"We are so dirty." my friend manages to say, in between giggle fits.

1 comment:

heather said...

i prefer grimmace, myself. he's softer.