Let's just say that, if you are my dog, you should pray to god that I don't go to the pet store and see outfits for pets that I think are so silly (and cheap) that I have to buy them and dress you in them for my own amusement.
Dogs are so silly... They should learn not to sit still (or trust me at all) for me because otherwise I feel compelled to make them look funny.
What happened to Whoopi Goldberg's eyebrows? There is a spot there where I know they should be, and yet they are not... I've literally been thinking about this, on and off again, for years... Which also goes to show that I, clearly, have too much time on my hands. Who spends years thinking about Whoopi Goldberg's eyebrows, or lack there of?
Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest...